My Crazies.

I heart one of my oldest friends from home, Trisha, and her lovely family. Please pray for them in the next couple of weeks as they try to go day to day without their daddy who passed away a bit over a week ago. <3

Well I am on my last week of level II fieldwork here in Cumberland, no more Mondays ever again! ..Its a town I thought was soo nice and cute which now i just completely abhor. I wish I could pick up the hospital I'm working in and put it in PA, because I would work there in a flash. I will miss my little patients. Especially...

Mr. Schizo flying through the day room and wishing me "happy trails'

Miss I-never-shower starting fights wtih staff, seeing people in her ceiling, claiming she is pregnant with 3 babies and stuffing batteries up her private places.

Mr. Delusional telling me about his years living in the White House with the Reagan's, being an Aerospace technician, pilot and govt administrator.

Miss Denial telling the Med nurse to F-off each day when she gets her insulin.

Both Miss-manics monopolizing groups, painting the day away and loving/hating me every other minute.

Miss Bummer begging me for "a dolla fiddy cent"

Miss out-of-touch asking me, "Are you real?, Aren't you a doll?"

The giggles/smiles from the 21 y/o and 19 y/o girls

Miss geriatric walking in the day room naked, wailing like a peacock, and sleeping on the floor of her room.

Miss OCD, with her 4 cups of the SAME juice each morning in a perfect line and her little pony tail.

Miss diarrhea of the mouth/preacher trying to make EVERY group discussion relate to God and fake EPS!

Mr. GRUMPY grumbling at me when I ask him to repeat what he said, accusing everyone and anyone of stealing from him and making a joke that he will get a vacation from me when I was going away for the weekend.

Mr. Diabetes Baby wailing about babies during groups and being the pedal tone of every conversation like background noise.

Mr. Greek's grunts and persistent requests to use the phone, get money, go to canteen and LEAVE!!

Mr. B-O reeking all the time and liking to sew?

Mr. Creepy talking about how he's 41 yrs old and should be a BILLIONAIRE BY NOW! and carrying around his inventions in his pocket.

Mr. Normal bipolar dude....not really anything strange about him..just a case of the moodies.

Mr. "i don't have a goal" quiet guy who will randomly yelp, "get out of my way you mother F-er!"

Miss sugar-mama who would ALWAYS participate in all of my groups and enjoy them all:)

and Miss cackling-randomly-speaking-catatonic woman who would always dance to my music in my groups and sing to The Beatles and Queen:) "Love love me do you know I love you!" "Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round!"