I love Cumberland.

Dear Cumberland,

Lets change. Lets decide to create new human beings that actually smile in the grocery store when you ask if it is open 24hrs instead of giving you a dirty look, pausing and then saying YEAAA. Lets make our humans less hick looking. IN FACT. Lets call the supermarket Hillbillies and not Martin's until you can meet this expectation. Also, a bit less on the rain and readmitting patients that don't belong on my unit and disrupt my groups. I am sure you will get on this asap as you always have the man power to get most jobs done. NOT. Oh just take your time, sprinkle some more allergens out there, add some more housing directors to pop up in my face when I come home from work and lecture about the building or if I got their latest email because i am just SOOO available to check my email all day in an inpatient hospital. Oh, and how about you pave your roads and get rid of the train that BLOCKS a major road. Then you can successfully update your streets and that way when people want to eat subway they can find one that actually EXISTS! Then lessen the bug count and hand over your "Queen City" title to another town that actually has more than 2 people living in it. Better watch out Cumtown, I might come back next year with buck teeth, short shorts, skimpy bra, bushy pony tail, potbelly and flip flops glaring at your useless roundabouts and pedestrian crossways. I might be seen speeding through your "Martin's" and pushing around an empty shoppingcart just to run into customers at aisle intersections and growl at them.